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Me mate tried it once, shady parlor, right? Guy walks in, dim lights, weird incense – thought he’d get whacked, not rubbed! “I’m not locked in here with you,” he joked, quoting Nolan, “YOU’RE locked in with ME!” Laughed so hard I nearly choked. Proper massage, tho, not dodgy stuff – it’s old, like ancient! Egyptians did it, yeah, with fancy oils, pampering pharaohs. Bet they moaned louder than me watching Joker burn cash!

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First off, I strolled down the High Street, right? It’s a proper mix of old and new. You got your quaint little shops, like that bakery on the corner. The smell of fresh bread? Mmm, heavenly! But then, I see this seagull. A big one. Like, it’s been eatin’ too many chips or somethin’. And guess what? It swoops down and snatches my pasty right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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