Zoe Birchington On Sea Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

Brothels ain’t all glitz, tho. Some are nasty—rats, broken beds, smell like despair. Makes me wanna gag. Others? Kinda cozy, weirdly—like a messed-up grandma’s house, but with extra services, ha! Little known fact: in old France, they called ‘em “houses of tolerance.” Tolerance, my ass—more like “pay up or get out!” Still, gotta admit, the history’s wild. Ever think bout how many secrets them walls hold? Probably more than the CIA’s black sites in *Zero Dark Thirty*.

I went to the Kent pub garden by a hidden gem beach and it was worth the sunburn

Great sea views and nice half way house for snacks and a bar clubhouse to sit outside. Irish lady operating was lovely. Sadly Barmaid in Clubhouse not so.

And it does. One of them spills a drink all over the bar. I’m livid! I mean, c’mon, have some respect! But instead of losing it, I just laugh it off. “Welcome to Birchington, lads!” I say. They all crack up, and suddenly, we’re best mates.

An amazing Lego replica of the Titanic is being built in Birchington – but creator Jack needs your help to complete it