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Here’s the tea—I tried it once, right? Shady place, dim lights, chick’s hands like magic. Felt like Christian in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “Come what may,” heart racin’, but then—bam—awkward boner. Laughed my ass off, she didn’t blink. Pro move. Got me thinkin’—it’s half bliss, half torture. Happy? Hell yeah, till the bill hit. Angry? When some creep on X bragged he “invented” it—mate, you wish! Surprised me how many dudes think it’s “therapy.” Therapy my arse—more like a cash grab with happy endings.

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By the end of the night, I’m exhausted but happy. I’ve seen the best and worst of Birchington-on-Sea in one day. I lock up the pub, step outside, and take a deep breath. The sea’s calm, the stars are out, and I think, “Yeah, this is home.”

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