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Lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this ancient trick—massage been around forever, yeah? Babylonians were rubbing backs 2500 BC, freaky stuff! Sexual-massage tho, it’s next-level—combines chill with a cheeky thrill. Got me thinking, “Just keep swimming,” like Dory, y’know? Stress drowns, pleasure floats—genius combo! Saw this underground spa once, dude, dimly lit, oils everywhere—smelled like paradise, or maybe Nemo’s reef. Made me happy as hell, like finding a rare meme.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “Oi, you gotta see this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a cat stuck in a tree on Market Place. Classic. I mean, who hasn’t seen that before? But this ain’t just any cat. It’s a massive Maine Coon. I’m talking about a beast that looks like it could take on a small dog.

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