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Favorite part? The absurdity. Old sailor stumblin’ out, pants half down, yellin’ ‘bout his “lost youth.” I’m dyin’, thinkin’, “Monsieur, life is not that serious!” Straight outta Amélie’s playbook—dude’s a tragic clown. Worst part? Smell hits you—sweat, booze, regret. Like the ship’s bilge had a baby with a dive bar. Surprised me how quick I got used to it, tho. Nose just gave up.

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Then, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s raving about this new café on Eastleigh Road. “You gotta try their scones, mate! Best in the world!” I roll my eyes. “Best in the world? Really?” But he’s so hyped, I can’t help but smile. We decide to check it out.

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