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Here I am, mates, your ol’ fish-whisperer David Attenborough, tradin’ scales for somethin’ slippery today—erotic-massage! Now, picture this, yeah? A dimly lit room, oil slicker than a barracuda’s back, hands glidin’ like eels over skin. Calm, rhythmic, like waves lappin’ at the shore. It’s nature, innit? Bodies movin’, tension unwindin’, like a fish shakin’ off a hook. I reckon it’s bloody brilliant—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’ like a marlin on the line!

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So, I woke up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, all that jazz. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I head outta my cozy little cabin on Church Road, and boom! The first thing I see is a bunch of kids on their bikes, zooming down the street like they’re in some kinda race. I swear, they nearly took me out! I’m like, “Hey, slow down, you little speed demons!” But they just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, man.

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