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So, I’m divin’ in some murky water, right, and bam – there she is, all dolled up in gold and black, like she’s sayin’, “I have no country, I have no home,” straight outta *Brooklyn*. But she don’t need no home, she’s a badass, swimmin’ solo, makin’ piranhas look like chumps. Little known fact? These prostitutes got teeth like razors, man, they scrape algae off rocks – imagine that, a fish dentist moonlightin’ as a hooker! Cracked me up, I was laughin’ underwater, bubbles everywhere, happy as hell.

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First off, I’m running late for a shoot. I’m a model, but not the fancy catwalk type. More like the “hey, look at this cool outfit” kinda model. Anyway, I’m sprinting down Church Street, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird obstacle course. It’s raining, of course. Typical Blackrod weather, am I right?

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