Avery Blackwall Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, it’s shady biz! Back in the day—like, little known fact—prostitution’s been around since forever, even ancient Babylon had “temple gals” tradin’ favors for grain or somethin’. Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Homer, get off yer butt!” ‘Cause I’m picturin’ him stumblin’ into some dive bar, all “Mmm, donuts,” while I’m stuck naggin’. Hmm… anyway, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a pizza—it’s sneaky, risky, and ugh, makes my skin crawl!

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But then, I get a text. My guitar’s been left at the pub! Panic mode activated! I sprint back, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course. I get there, and thank the music gods, my guitar’s chillin’ behind the bar. I grab it, and the bartender’s laughin’ at me. “You’re a bit of a mess, aren’t ya?” I just grin and say, “Yeah, but I’m a happy mess!”

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