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Heard this wild story once—back in the ‘70s, some massage joints in Cali got raided ‘cause cops thought “sexual-massage” was code for, y’know, the full monty. Turns out? Just folks wantin’ a rubdown with a lil’ spice! Hilarious, right? Bust ‘em for what—feelin’ good? Gimme a break. Another tidbit—ancient China, they called it “tuina,” but sneaky emperors slipped in some sexy twists for their concubines. History’s wild, man.

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So, I’m strollin’ down the High Street, right? Just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old bloke, probably in his 70s, tryin’ to juggle oranges. I mean, who juggles oranges at 8 AM? I’m thinkin’, “Mate, you’re gonna end up with a face full of fruit.” And guess what? He drops one, and it rolls right into the road. Classic! Cars screechin’ to a halt, and I’m just laughin’ my head off.

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