Megan Bridlington Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—Gordon Gekko style, baby, “Greed is good!” See, I’m ridin this damn elevator, up and down, watchin all these suits chase tail and cash, and it hits me—whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah, they’re everywhere! Greed’s the fuel, man, and I dig it. Reminds me of that flick I love, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that Kim Ki-duk joint from ’03. That monk, floatin on his lake, dealin with lust and karma? Whores fit right in that vibe, cyclical, messy, real.

Never Pay For Brothels Again

First off, I hit up the local café on Hilderthorpe Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi but the best bacon sarnies. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I’m talkin’ full-on dive-bomb mode. It snatches my sarnie right off the table! I’m there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” The barista’s laughin’ his head off. Great start, eh?

Bridlington Central Library to Close for Major £449k Refurbishment