Julia Buckie Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time—true story, swear it—I met this gal, total pro, worked the streets near some dive bar. She had this wild tale, said she once tricked a john into payin’ triple ‘cause she convinced him she was a senator’s niece! Ballsy as fuck, right? Made me laugh—hustle like that deserves a damn Oscar. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” like they say in the movie—whores prolly got enemies too, but they don’t give a shit. That’s what I love—zero fucks given.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this seagull. Not just any seagull, but the biggest one I’ve ever seen! I swear it was eyeing my muffin like it was a five-star meal. I’m like, “Back off, mate!” But it swoops down, snatches my muffin, and flies off. I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, come on! Who knew Buckie’s wildlife was so bold?

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