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I got mad one time, tho—some fool tried chargin’ me $200 for a “sexual-massage” that was just a weak backrub. Bruh, I was heated! I’m like, “Where’s the passion, fam? Where’s the soul?” Shoulda been floatin’ like Jen Yu leapin’ off cliffs, but nah, I felt robbed. Then this chick in Miami—oh man, she flipped the script! Hands so smooth, I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Had me smilin’ like a kid with candy, swear to God. Surprised the hell outta me—didn’t expect no massage to hit like a blunt and a half.

A Welcome Escape

The only place in Bristol offering side-by-side massages from therapists who are themselves a couple! We're Phaedra and Adriano Owlfinch.

After that, we decide to watch a movie. I put on some animated flick, and the kids are glued to the screen. Finally, some peace! But then, one of them spills juice all over the couch. I’m like, “Nooooo!” I’m scrubbing it like a madwoman, thinking, “Why do I do this?” But then, they start giggling again, and I can’t stay mad.

Police helicopter and undercover cops involved as car seized