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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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Later, I take a break outside. The air’s fresh, and I can hear the sounds of the city. The trains rumblin’ by on the nearby tracks, the distant chatter of folks walkin’ home. It’s a nice night, really. I think about how Canford-Heath is a mix of everything. You got the quiet streets, like Canford Crescent, and then the liveliness of the pubs. It’s a weird but beautiful place.

Pictures: Shops in Canford Heath from 50 years ago