Zoey Canterbury Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, jeez, it’s like tryna erase Marge from my brain—ya know, like in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “Clementine, I’m comin’ for ya!”—but nah, it’s just me, Homer, stumblin’ through Springfield’s shady streets. I’m all, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to my dumbass self lookin’ for a quick thrill.

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I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” Everyone’s panicking, and I’m just sitting there, half-eaten scone in hand, thinking, “This is how I go out?” But it turns out, it was just a drill. Phew! I’m relieved but also kinda annoyed. Can’t a guy enjoy his scone in peace?

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