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Real talk, tho, I tried it once, yeah? Mate hooked me up with this lass—propa fit, hands like magic. She’s slidin’ them oils all over, and I’m like, “Bruv, this is peng!” Got me so relaxed I nearly fell off the table, swear down. But then—BOOM—some geezer next door starts bangin’ on the wall, like, “Keep it down!” Made me vex, fam! I’m tryna get my zen on, and this muppet’s ruinin’ it. “Anger is an obstacle to peace,” the film says—well, I was ready to obstacle his face, innit!

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After that, I stroll down to the Canvey Island Transport Museum. It’s small but packed with history. I mean, where else can you see a vintage bus from the 70s? I’m standing there, and this kid runs in, all hyped up, yelling about how he saw a ghost. A ghost! In a transport museum! I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a bus.” But the kid was convinced. I mean, Canvey’s got its quirks, but ghosts? Really?

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