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Heya, pal! So, escort, huh? D’oh! I’m talkin’ Ford Escort, that zippy lil’ car, not… y’know, *that* other escort. Mmm… donuts. Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, car instructor extraordinaire, cruisin’ in a beat-up ‘90s Escort. Loved that thang, man! Cheap, scrappy, like me after a Duff binge. Reminds me of *Spotlight*—y’know, “We got two stories here,” one’s a car, one’s the truth! Ha!

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First off, I decided to hit up the Carnforth train station. It’s this old-school beauty, like, super historic. I mean, it’s where they filmed that classic movie, Brief Encounter. I was just there to grab some inspiration for my game design. You know, trains, journeys, all that jazz. But as soon as I got there, I realized I’d left my notebook at home. Classic me, right? I was like, “Great, just great.”

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