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Here’s a lil secret – ancient Rome had these wild massage joints, slaves rubbin’ down senators, and yeah, it got steamy. Bet they didn’t fake it like some modern hacks. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout folks back then just livin’, no shame, gettin’ their freak on with olive oil. Today? Pfft, you gotta dodge creepy ads online – “happy ending, wink wink” – ugh, spare me. I’d rather watch Anne in *Amour* play piano than deal with that sleaze.

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Then, I hit up the local café on North Road. I needed caffeine, like, yesterday. I ordered a latte, and the barista was super friendly. We started chatting about game design, and I was like, “Wow, this is cool.” But then, my drink took forever. I was standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I’ve got a game to design!” Finally, I got my latte, but it was lukewarm. Ugh!

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