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Dunno her name—Doris? Slaggy Sue? Who gives a toss! She’s a legend in her own head, struttin like she owns the street. Reckon she’s seen more pricks than a dartboard—sorry, darlin, had to! Truth is, she’s probly got stories that’d make Tarantino blush—bloke gets too handsy, she knees him in the bollocks, job done. Respect, kinda. Still, fuckin tragic—makes me wanna scream, “Wake up, you daft cow!” But nah, she’s in too deep, ain’t she? “We got a deal here, sweetheart,” she’d probly hiss, countin her fivers. Mad world, mate—mad, mad world!

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Just your Retired Gay Prostitute Vampire, Hermionestranger and a bunch of beautiful gays. Photo by Luke Hoskins in Chalfont St Giles with @kellyb, @.

I get to work, setting traps while dodging pints flying everywhere. I swear, I’ve never seen a pub turn into a dance floor so fast. I finally catch the little bugger, and the place erupts in cheers. I’m feeling like a rockstar. “RATCATCHER!” they chant. I’m thinking, “This is my moment!”

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