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Ever think how Siri’d book a brothel? “Hey, find me a hooker!” Nope, I’d glitch out, lol. Once saw this pic—grainy, dark—some dude’s “review” on X. Said the place smelled like cheap beer and regret. Cracked me up, but damn, that’s bleak. Oh, and get this—Victorian era brothels had secret tunnels! Rich jerks dodging wives—sneaky af.

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Later, I’m tryin’ to finish this barrel for a local pub, The Chapelhall Inn. You know, the one with the best haggis in town? Anyway, I’m focused, and then I hear this loud crash. I look up, and it’s a bloody pigeon that flew into the window! I’m like, “Seriously? A pigeon?!”

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