Ella Chapelhall Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian London, right? Brothels had “green rooms” for rich blokes to sip tea before—y’know, gettin’ busy. Tea and tail, posh as fuck! Cracked me up, imaginin’ lords all prim, then bam—trousers down. Total madness. What’d surprise ya is how old this gig is—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for customers! Savage, innit?

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United Brothel · Masturbate · Striptease · Dirtytalk · Prostate Massage · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Ball Licking and Sucking · Handjob.

First off, I’m walkin’ past the old chapel—fancy that, huh?—and I see this dog. A big ol’ mutt, just sittin’ there, lookin’ at me like I owe him money. I’m like, “Mate, I don’t even have a biscuit for ya!” But then, outta nowhere, this wee kid runs up and starts petting the dog. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I’m jealous of a dog.”

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