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Fun fact, though—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, some ancient Tantric weirdos in India were all about it—called it “sacred touch” or some crap. They’d rub ya down to “align your energies”—whatever that means! I’m picturin’ these old dudes in robes, oiled up, tryna find nirvana between the shoulder blades. Hilarious! Me? I’m just tryna not fart during the session—talk about killin’ the vibe.

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This 90 minute Intimate massage therapy session, really allows much more time to indulge in a complete sensual and sexual intimate massage.

I keep walkin’, tryin’ to shake off the chaos. I pop into a café on Military Road. Grab a coffee, right? I’m sittin’ there, and this barista, bless her heart, spills a whole tray of cups. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost choke on my drink. She looks at me like I’m the worst person ever. I mean, I’m just here for a caffeine fix, not to witness a cup apocalypse!

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