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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like tossin’ wine in a fire—sparks fly, but it’s a mess. I’ve watched cons here trade pics, sneaky little shits, usin’ smuggled phones to sext some slag on Tinder. One idiot got catfished by a guard—ha! Fuckin’ dumbass thought he’d get laid, ended up with extra time. Little known fact: back in medieval days, nobles used coded letters for hookups—same shit, different tech, eh? Makes me laugh, how they think they’re original.

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The only thing that calmed her down was playing with her 20 year old pussy. I told her she could masturbate, it wasn't a problem.

While I’m waitin’, I see this old fella, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to cross the road. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a race against time. I’m like, “C’mon mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past him, nearly knocks him over. I’m fumin’. I shout, “Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!” The kid just laughs and pedals off. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people?

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