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Personal quirk—sometimes I imagine brothels playing “Lady Marmalade,” all glitzy, like Moulin Rouge! Overdramatic, I know, but it fits. Surprised me how some cities, like Amsterdam, got famous red-light districts, tourists snapping pics like it’s Disney World. Sarcasm alert: yeah, super family-friendly!

Cockington, Sluts Hole Lane, Shitterton, and 13 other rude place names in the UK

Another of those Torquay myths is that **Vansittart Road** was a corruption of 'Fancy Tart', and named after a select Victorian brothel. Sadly, it wasn't. Vansittart has a far less interesting.

After that, I decide to take a walk around the village. I wander down to the thatched cottages on Cockington Green. They’re so picturesque, it’s like stepping into a postcard. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, feeling all artsy. But then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of kids are playing football, and one of them kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a ninja, but I’m still like, “Seriously, kids?!”

Patrick the pony mayor of Cocklington is now barred from his local pub