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So, this brothel—man, it’s a wild joint. Tucked in some grimy alley, prolly been there since the 1800s, swear to God. Heard a story once—some dude, a sailor, left his wooden leg as payment back in ’23. True shit! They still got it hangin’ on the wall, like a trophy. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout that poor bastard hoppin’ out, broke but satisfied. Little known fact: brothels like this used to be legal ‘round these parts—taxed ‘em too, can you believe it? Government was like, “Yeah, get that coin, ladies!”

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First off, I’m heading down the High Street, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m dodging folks, trying not to spill my coffee. You know how it is. Then, bam! I bump into Mrs. Jenkins. She’s like, “You’re late again!” I’m like, “Yeah, well, time’s a construct, innit?” She just rolls her eyes. Classic Coedpoeth gossip, that one.

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