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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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R: Are you on Grindr? J: Yeah – and other dating apps, and I still get it now. I was in a four-year relationship so I didn't have it but.

I rush over to his farm on the outskirts, near the old railway line. The guy’s pacing like a caged animal. “What’s going on?” I ask. He points to his field, and I swear, it looked like a scene from a horror movie. Green potatoes everywhere! I’m thinking, “Great, just what I needed today.”

Sadness as Cotgrave's remembrance parade cancelled