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Still, gotta rate it – dem hands slidinn’, oils smellin’ like posh hippy shit, it’s bare relaxin’. Once, right, I tried it meself after haulin’ arse up a ridge – mate, I was zapped, muscles screamin’. Dis lass, she’s workin’ me back, all slow and teasin’, and I’m like, “Bloody hell, dis is peng!” – but den she’s chargin’ 50 quid! FIFTY! Nearly fell off me imaginary mountain, fam. “Actions have consequences,” like in da flick – yeah, consequence was me wallet cryin’!

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Anyway, I settle for a sausage sarnie. Not the same, but whatever. I’m munching away, and this old bloke at the next table starts chatting me up. He’s rambling about the weather and how it’s been “proper dodgy” lately. I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanna eat.”

Cowplain mum, 41, delivers baby in 'rare birth' with no medical assistance after waiting for induction