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So, picture this—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout this chick I knew, right? She swore sexual-massage fixed her damn life. Said it’s all bout energy flow—chi or whatever. Little known fact, y’all: them ancient Chinese cats? They was doin’ this 2,500 years back! Called it “tantric touch” or some shit. Blew my mind! I was like, “Hell, that’s older than my grandma’s biscuits!”

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Then, lunchtime rolls around. I hit up the local chippy on Northumbrian Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order my usual – cod and chips, extra salt, and a side of mushy peas. I sit down, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m munching away, and this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my chips! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just there, defending my lunch like it’s the last meal on Earth.

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