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So sex-dating, huh? It’s all about quick hookups, no strings, bam-bam-thank-you-ma’am vibes. Swipe right, meet up, get it on—boom! I’m talkin’ apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ thirst traps at 2 a.m., hopin’ for a score. How you doin’? Works better in person, trust me, but online? Psh, it’s a jungle! You got catfishes, ghosters, and dudes sendin’ dick pics like it’s a resume. Bro, I saw one profile—girl said she’s “into yoga and choking.” I’m like, what?! Downward dog or *downward gone*? Made me laugh so hard I spit my beer.

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to the café on the corner of The Green. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual – a flat white, extra hot. The barista, bless her, spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna smell like coffee all day.” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Score!

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