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Fun fact, tho – betcha didn’t know in old Russia, they had “public women” listed in tax books, taxed ‘em like a job! Whore wasn’t just a cuss word, it was a paycheck! I’m cacklin’ like a hyena thinkin’ ‘bout it – imagine the Tsar like, “Pay up, hussy!” Halleluyer, history’s a trip! I’m sittin’ here, wonderin’ if Dory’d forget that tax bill too – “I don’t know no Tsar, who dis?”

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to Crowborough Common. It’s beautiful, man. The trees, the open space. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this squirrel. It’s staring at me like it knows my secrets. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, that little guy was judging me.

Crowborough's annual Boundary Walk to take place in May