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I rolled outta bed, still half-asleep, and thought, “Great, another day in this lovely concrete jungle.” Cumbernauld’s got its charm, but sometimes it feels like a maze of roundabouts and shopping centers. I mean, who designed this place? I swear, I got lost on my way to the studio. I took a wrong turn on Kildrum Road and ended up near the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Ugh, the shops were all closed, and I was like, “Seriously? It’s 10 AM!”

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