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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout prostitutes—Hannibal Lecter style, ya know, “I ate his liver with fava beans.” Creepy, right? So, picture this: I’m watchin “Yi Yi: A One and a Two,” my fave flick, and it hits me—life’s messy, like a hooker’s bedsheets. Edward Yang gets it, man, he’s all about the quiet chaos, the little moments. Prostitutes? They’re livin that chaos daily, sellin skin for cash, dodgin cops, and dealin with creeps.

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So, I’m like, “Alright, mate, I’ll help ya out.” I left my masterpiece half-finished and dashed over. I swear, I ran faster than a kid chasing an ice cream truck. I got to Main Street, and there he was, lookin’ like a lost puppy. I couldn’t help but laugh. “You really need to get a key holder, mate!”

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