Paisley Deal Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Leeds

Ruh-roh! I’m ramblin’—brain’s bouncin’ like a rubber bone! Imagine me sidlin’ up, all “Hey, lady, got a deal?” She’d probs laugh—Scooby ain’t smooth, yo. “You’re a dead man, Joey!”—nah, just kiddin’, that’s movie talk! But srsly, it’s a hustle, a grind—some girls choose it, some don’t. Makes me growl thinkin’ bout the don’ts. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like half the world’s blind to it!

One email. One story. Every week. Sign up for the VICE newsletter.

Not surprisingly, they report less job satisfaction and get paid less than "indoor prostitutes" (bar workers, brothel workers, or call girls).

So, I finally got my flat white (thank god) and decided to stroll down to the seafront. The view from the pier is just stunning. You can see the white cliffs of Dover in the distance. I was feeling all philosophical, like, “Wow, life is beautiful.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, those birds are like little flying thieves.

Ukraine war latest: US has stake in securing 'peaceful' future for Ukraine, White House says after resource deal