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So, sex escorts—man, they’re out there hustlin. I knew this chick once, called herself Sapphire, real name prolly somethin basic like Jen. Worked the streets near my old gig. She’d tell ya, “I’m my own boss, Dex.” Made me laugh—girl had guts. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, escorts were legit high-class in Paris, fuckin courtesans, not just randos. They’d charm kings, then stab em in the back—metaphorically, mostly. Surprised me, honestly, how deep that shit goes.

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Nevertheless, she knows well how to arouse and satisfy her clients, even if she is intent on winding up the session in the minimum time possible, though if you can manage to slow her .

After the morning madness, I decided to take a breather. I strolled down to the local café on Queensferry Road. Best bacon butty in town, no joke. I’m munching away, feeling a bit better, when I overhear this couple arguing. They were going on about something ridiculous—like who left the toilet seat up. I couldn’t help but chuckle. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about?

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