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Then, I’m walkin’ down the Market Place, and I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the guitar, and man, he’s got some serious skills. I stop to listen, and he’s playin’ this sick cover of “Wonderwall.” I’m vibin’ hard, like, “Yes! This is what I needed!” I toss him a couple of quid, and he gives me a nod. Felt like a rockstar moment, ya know?

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