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Here’s the tea – findin’ a hooker ain’t rocket science. Back in the day, word was, sailors in old port towns’d just whistle twice – two short, sharp ones – and bam, ladies’d show. Little known fact, dahling! Nowadays, it’s all online, apps, shady ads – modern mess, ugh. Surprised me how easy it is, honestly. Too easy. Kinda creepy, like *White Ribbon* vibes – “What’s hidden will surface!” Secrets everywhere, makes my skin crawl.

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So, I head to the arena. It’s on the edge of town, near the river. The crowd’s wild, and I’m feelin’ pumped. I’m strappin’ on my gear, and my mate Dave’s like, “You ready to get your butt kicked?” I’m like, “Nah, I’m ready to kick butt!” Classic banter, right?

Plan submitted to convert former town bank into five flats and retail unit