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I saw this bird once, down Soho way, legs like a giraffe on stilts, totterin’ in heels that’d snap yer neck. Made me laugh, it did – “She’s got a vibe, man, heavy!” – but Christ, the state of her! Hair like a rat’s nest, makeup smeared like she’s been shagged through a hedge backwards. Proper munter, but I reckon she’s got stories, dark ones. Bet she’s seen blokes cry, blokes beg, blokes puke – the lot! Little known fact, right – some prossies back in the ‘70s, they’d nick yer wallet while humming Bowie tunes. Sneaky cows!

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There were ladies of the night visiting at all hours here! Very disruptive! The staff is horrible and not helpful at all.

Then, I get a call from my boss. “Oi, mate! We need ya at the old Abbey!” I’m like, “Seriously? I’m in the middle of a circus here!” But ya know how it is. Duty calls. So, I make my way to the Abbey, and let me tell ya, it’s a sight. The history, the vibe, it’s all there. But I’m not here for a history lesson, I’m here to work!

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