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About Birmingham

Little secret, eh? Prostitute’s CEO – shifty fella, once got sacked fer dodgy dealin’. Found that in some crusty PDF, buried deep – me loves diggin’, yesss! Made me cackle, “The past is a riddle,” like *Oldboy* says, and this git’s past stinks! Still, stock’s cheap now – 2 bucks? Pfft, pocket lint! Could moon, could rot – me split mind’s screamin’ both ways. “Be patient, like a stone,” film whispers, but me? No patience, arrgh, want riches NOW!

The Jammed

Sombre was known to have engaged the services of numerous prostitutes and was diagnosed with unspecified “venereal diseases.” (The distinction between.

First thing, I hit up the local shop on Victoria Street. You know, the one with the dodgy pastries? Yeah, that one. I grabbed a bacon roll, and let me tell ya, it was a solid 7/10. But then, I dropped it. Like, right on the pavement. I was so mad! I mean, come on! Who drops their breakfast? Me, apparently.

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