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Oh, and the stigma? Pisses me off! People judgin’ like, “Ooh, it’s dirty!” Bitch, it’s tension relief—capitalism’s finest! I’m yellin’ at the haters in my head, “Let’s see YOU massage a hairy back!” Surprised me how chill some workers are, tho—stone-cold pros. One chick told me she trained in Thailand, legit school for this shit. Blew my mind! Now I’m ramblin’, but fuck it—sexual-massage is *Moonrise Kingdom* with a twist: innocent, messy, and a lil horny. “What kind of bird are YOU?”—I’m the one gettin’ oiled up, baby! Chaos! Love it!

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First off, I’m walking down Bridge Road, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this old lady. She’s got a shopping cart full of, like, random stuff. I’m talking about a rubber chicken, a half-eaten sandwich, and a garden gnome. I’m like, “What’s the story here?” But she just gives me this look, like I’m the weird one. Classic East Molesey, right?

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