Savannah Edenbridge Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Edenbridge, situated in the heart of the Home Counties, has played host to various well known people throught out history. Henry VIII lived just a few miles down the road from here. .

Next, I head over to the Eden Valley Museum. I’ve never been, but I’m curious. Walk in, and it’s actually pretty cool! Lots of local history, and I’m learning about the old mills and the river. But then, I trip over a display. Like, seriously? I’m a shearer, not a clumsy tourist!

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