Julia Egremont Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Ooh, and the quirks—imagine her stashin’ weird shit. Like, old love letters, a rusty switchblade, maybe a pet lizard named Doc after Joaquin Phoenix’s character. I’d die for that! She’s prolly cussin’ out clients, “This ain’t no pizza joint!”—cracks me up. I bet she’s got a laugh that’s loud as fuck, too, like—BOOM, I’m here, deal with it!

The third Earl of Egremont: The libidinous lord who fathered 43 CHILDREN

English: Egremont is a market town in the county of Cumbria, England, on the A road south of Whitehaven and on the River Ehen. The town, at the foot of Uldale Valley and Dent Fell, was .

So, I hit up the local pub, The Black Bull. I order a drink and sit back, letting the day wash over me. I can’t help but laugh at the madness. Egremont is a wild ride, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe a quieter day. But who am I kidding? I thrive on this chaos. Cheers to that!

Art centre in West Cumbria to host pastel class workshop