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Oi mate, sex-dating, blimey! Me, Mr. Bean, stumbling thru it, yeah? Picture this – swiping, scrolling, oops, dropped me phone! All these apps, horny folks everywhere, it’s mad! Like in “Talk to Her,” y’know, where love’s all quiet but intense – “silence has its own sound,” right? Sex-dating ain’t silent tho, nah, it’s loud, messy, hilarious!

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So, I hop in my trusty combine, ready to tackle some fields just outside the city. But first, I gotta navigate through the streets. I’m cruisin’ down South Street, and I swear, every car in Elgin decided to be on the road at the same time. Like, c’mon, people! It’s not rush hour! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn, and I’m like, “What’s the hold up? A parade or somethin’?”

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