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Got angry once tho – some twat said it’s all dodgy parlors. Nah, mate, it’s art! Takes skill, trust, proper oils – not some cheap shit. Me fave bit? When they hit that spot – oof, supernova in me spine! Surprised me first time – didn’t expect tingles down me quarks. Ever tried it? Them hands know secrets – like, pressure points, mate, mapped like constellations.

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Finally, I get my act together and start trimming. The view from up there? Stunning! You can see the Epsom Downs in the distance, and it’s like, wow. Nature is wild, man. But then, I hear this commotion below. I look down, and there’s a dog chasing a squirrel. Classic Epsom, right? But then the dog runs straight into a lamppost. I’m dying up there, laughing my head off.

Epsom deaths: Change to gun licensing laws sought by MP