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Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she drives me mental, y’know? Like, one time I saw this prossie down Birmingham way, swear she looked like she coulda been in that movie, all quiet and mysterious. “You see the wind?” – that’s from the film, right, and I’m like, fuck yeah, I see it in her eyes, mate! Blowin’ through her soul, all torn up and shit. Made me sad, it did, ‘cos nobody gives a toss ‘bout her story, just her tits and arse.

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Esher is a prosperous town or village in northern Surrey. It stands on a hill above the River Mole. Esher is largely suburban in character, home to commuters and the well-to-do.

First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones in town. I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, when this bloke walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, seriously? A parrot? In Esher? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a pirate convention I missed?”

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