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Favorite flick’s “Inside Out,” so I’m seein it—Disgust strollin through, wrinklin her nose at the sweaty johns, like, “Eww, you nasty!” And Fear’s shakin, goin, “What if we get caught?!” Brothels got stories, man—like in Nevada, legal ones got rules tighter than a nun’s ass. Girls get checked, taxes paid, but still, some shady motherfucker’s sneakin round, fuckin it up for everybody. Surprised me when I heard bout this one spot—dude walked in, paid with a goat! A fuckin goat! I’m dyin laughin, like, “What the hell?!”

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"Brothel" Dali was 18 when he created this piece. One wonders if his father's fears of venereal disease caused the young man, as he grew.

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. I mean, she’s fuming. Turns out, she just got into a row with her partner over on Ewell Court Avenue. She’s like, “I need a gin, and I need it now!” So, I whip up a gin and tonic, and she downs it like it’s water. I’m thinkin’, “Wow, lady, slow down!” But hey, I get it. We all have those days, right?

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