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Yo, Mr. T here, check it! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild stuff. Third-person boasts, “I pity the fool!” who don’t get it. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s deeper. Got history, too—ancient Rome, they was freaky. Them senators loved a steamy rubdown. Fact: some say Cleopatra invented it. Used oils, spices, real slick moves. Mr. T digs that, smooth like “The Headless Woman.” That flick—Verónica, she’s lost, dazed, y’know? Erotic-massage got that vibe, confusin’, sexy.

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First off, the weather was all over the place. One minute it’s sunny, next it’s pouring like the heavens opened up. Classic Ewell, am I right? I’m behind the bar, and this group of lads comes in, soaked to the bone. They’re laughin’ and shoutin’, “Get us pints, mate!” So, I pour ‘em a round of lagers. They’re chattin’ about the football match last night. Apparently, Ewell’s own team, Ewell FC, got smashed. Poor blokes. I mean, who doesn’t love a good kickabout, but c’mon, 5-0? Ouch.

The Tory Trumpista of Epsom & Ewell