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Den dere’s da anger part—fuckin’ catfishes, man! Pics from 10 years ago, filters thick as my skull. Met a broad once, profile said “model,” shows up lookin’ like Uncle Junior after a bender. I’m like, “You kiddin’ me?!” But den, sometimes it’s gold—met dis one dame, legs for days, we’re bangin’ like it’s da last day on Earth. Happy as a pig in shit, I was. “You’re free now,” like Ida’s aunt says—felt dat, no lie.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. I mean, she’s fuming. Turns out, she just got into a row with her partner over on Ewell Court Avenue. She’s like, “I need a gin, and I need it now!” So, I whip up a gin and tonic, and she downs it like it’s water. I’m thinkin’, “Wow, lady, slow down!” But hey, I get it. We all have those days, right?

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