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Oi mate, blimey, what a topic - brothel! Me, Boris, the ol’ Artisan, ramblin’ on about the oldest profession, eh? Cor blimey, it’s a right kerfuffle thinkin’ about it. Picture this, yeah, strollin’ down some dodgy lane, neon lights flickerin’ like a scene from “Certified Copy” – “Every original is a copy of something,” Kiarostami’d say, and ain’t that the truth here? Brothels, they’re copies of desire, innit, a bit of hanky-panky dressed up as somethin’ posh.

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Anyway, I’m walking past the Co-op on the corner of Fair Oak Road, and I see this old bloke trying to parallel park. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth like he’s trying to land a plane. I’m standing there, coffee in hand, just waiting for the inevitable crash. Spoiler: he didn’t crash, but he did manage to block the whole street. Classic Fair-Oak, right?

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