Anna Farnham Royal Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage—wot’s the deal? It’s all handsy, slimy, warm oils tricklin’ down yer back, like Eli slippin’ into Oskar’s life, quiet but dangerous, y’know? Me, Gollum, sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” when some posh git says it’s just a “rub-down.” Nah, mate, it’s art! It’s sneaky—like how Eli don’t tell Oskar she’s a bloody vampire till it’s too late! Them masseuses, they got tricks, precious, tricksy fingers dancin’ over yer skin, makin’ ya forget the bloody Dow Jones crashin’!

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Anyway, I finally find a bench, and I’m just chilling, scrolling through my phone. Suddenly, I hear this loud bang. I jump, thinking it’s a gunshot or something. Turns out, it’s just some kids playing with fireworks. Like, who gives kids fireworks? In Farnham-Royal? Seriously?

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