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Okay, funny story—heard this once. Guy goes in, expects a “happy endin’.” Masseuse shuts him down cold. “This ain’t that, pal!” He’s red-faced, outta there fast. Cracked me up—dude, read the room! Sexual-massage ain’t always what you think. It’s tease, not sleaze—big diff! Surprised me too, first time I dug in. Thought it’d be all giggles, but nah—serious skill. Those hands? Magic. Like John Smith explorin’ new lands, “What lies beyond?”

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Then, BAM! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I just got my hair done! I duck into this little pub on the corner of Ringwood Road. The place is called The Ferndown Arms. Classic spot. I order a pint, and the bartender’s like, “You sure you wanna sit here? It’s a bit dodgy.” I’m like, “Mate, I’m already soaked. What’s a bit of dodgy?”

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