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Oh, get this—blokes used to think she was poisonous, total gas! Old sailors, scared stiff, sayin’ she’d drag ya down to Davy Jones’. Load of codswallop, mate—she’s harmless, just chillin’ with her suckers. Got me laughin’—imagine her in a mini skirt, struttin’ the docks, “Yeah, baby, I’m lethal!” Total exaggeration, but I dig the drama, keeps it swingin’.

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As I’m walkin’, I bump into an old mate from school. We start catchin’ up, and he tells me he’s movin’ away. I’m like, “No way! Where to?” He says he’s off to Brighton. I’m like, “Brighton? You’ll miss Friern-Barnet, mate!” But he’s all excited. I get it, change is good and all, but still, it’s a bummer.

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